
So close to the shore
So close to the shore
Never felt pain before
Cold water gently seeps
through a heart that weeps
puts an end to the suffering
of once-upon-a-time the water's king
Not a soul in sight
neither fight nor flight
Surrender to the water
Just take me in faster
I want to sleep in the muddy floor
take me in come open the door
All I need now is company
just someone to die with me
I hear the sea gulls cry
I see the oceans dry
make room for the big guy
to break down and cry

Woman, you’re the impersonation of Shenanigan
Henceforth, we’ll call you, our very own Ms. Shenanigan
It’s such a funny sight, to see you waiting for your Knight
Riding on a horse with his armour shining bright
Why do you fail to see the glaring issue?
There’s far too much of that Male-tissue.
Glad to note your masquerade is peeling
For an instant, I can actually see you FEELING!
Dissolving your impregnable mask of impassivity
It’s not anger that I have for you now, but pity.
Your only asset, that snootiness, is truly crumbling
Ms. Shenanigan, do you hear all your dreams rumbling?
Thank that noble, valorous, Templar friggin’ knight,
Of yours, who, somehow, never seemed to fit in right.
Why can’t you see, Ms. Shenanigan, my ma’am?
There’s far too much of that Male-tissue.
But why do you always end up with the wrong one?
I hate to admit it, but I have to give it to you
You’re one goddamn head-to-toe hot woman.
Now, if you ask me that’s not a good thing for you,
Cuz too much heat makes glass cracks from the inside
Just like how, right now, I can see you cracking
Yes, the glass is now creaking, it’s now breaking.
Not that I care, Ms.Shenanigan, but it’s funny
To see you shed a few tears that are un-phony
Look at you seeking attention, Ms. Wannabe-Cynosure
but when you receive it, you show disapproval pure
But, hey, look at you eating up all their compliments
Look at you looking at them, taking it all in
giving them a chance, giving them that winsome smile,
let them try, letting them think they’re succeeding,
albeit just for a minute, tiny, short, little while.
And then you suddenly decide to walk away
Because you’re beyond their reach by a long way
But what’s disgusting is, Ms. Shenanigan
How do you manage to find such a phony MAN?
Watch me shake my hips, do the grinds on my bed
Laugh, make merry and sing “haha, you’re dead*”.
*Song: Haha, you’re dead
Artist: Greenday
Album: Shenanigan
Year: 2002
Dedication: To all super hot babes(SHBs) who end up in the arms of the wrong man.